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Entries from July 2004

3 year olds breast feeders..

July 30th, 2004 · No Comments

OMG! WTFO? Either way I laughed really really hard at this.

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Never thought I’d write this.. but um.. Transformer pr0n..

July 30th, 2004 · No Comments

It’s really, really weird!

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Well I still don’t know who I’m voting for..

July 29th, 2004 · No Comments

So we all know that Tom Brokaw is hard to understand, it’s one of the reason’s I gave up on network news. But every once and awhile a gem comes from him and it just seems to spread like wildfire. For example, he proclaimed that Kerry and Bush had sex.

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For the rest of us.

July 29th, 2004 · No Comments

I know Frank isn’t gonna wanna watch this but for the rest of us that use the internet as it’s intended ( watching movie trailers and porn ), Batman Begins teaser trailer has been released.

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Dissecting Dwayne.

July 28th, 2004 · 2 Comments

dude, that is t3h funn13s!!! i haven’t seen that pic since i was tight rolling my jeans!!!!
Dude, you still tight roll your jeans.
ahh those were the days, bon jovi in my walkman,
Your musical tastes haven’t really changed much eh?
plastic comb in my back pocket,
Was that to comb your beard your mom wouldn’t let you shave?
acid [...]

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For Frank

July 28th, 2004 · 2 Comments

Dear Frank,

I’ve discovered an easy step by step process for becoming a Ninja. This could possibly be the breakthrough we have been looking for. No longer will the people see our faces after the ass kicking we gave them. No longer will be seen when striking a pose before battle. This is the missing piece [...]

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Meet the Fockers

July 27th, 2004 · No Comments

We were actually talking about this movie awhile ago here at the office and the trailer is finally out. It’s not all that funny but here’s to hoping!

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Response from Dwayne

July 27th, 2004 · 1 Comment

muahahaha..

dwaynehoov: hi
dwaynehoov: i moblogged my response to your moblog yesterday

He misses me too… awwww..

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For all my readers that throw frisbee’s..

July 26th, 2004 · 2 Comments

More specifically, disc golf peeps. Yeah, all two of you. How sad is this?

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Ode to hoover.

July 26th, 2004 · No Comments

Oh JV.. how I miss you so.

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It has begun.. again.

July 26th, 2004 · No Comments

I made my illustrious return to the gym this morning. New gym, new apartment and working on the new me. All cardio this morning and my legs feel like jelly. I followed the work out with a low carb bagel from Panera and then a handful of Jelly Belly’s, so a semi good start anyway.

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I’m sleepy..

July 22nd, 2004 · 1 Comment

So I went for my quaterly burrito run to Burrito Brothers. What used to be the BEST burrito joint around has now fallen into dispair under new management. Though it’s still very good, you’d think that with the pressure from Chipotle they would step up the game a bit. Anyway, food coma is setting in [...]

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It’s done.

July 22nd, 2004 · No Comments

So B4 has left the building. He’s heading over to BearingPoint ( who I will not link to out of protest ) to further his career. On the upside we did replace this Brandon from JMU with another Brandon from JMU but it’s still not the same. I miss you bud and hope everything works [...]

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Random Linkage..

July 21st, 2004 · No Comments

Just a few random links for the morning time. Most of these probably aren’t safe for work so you’ll have to let me know.

   
Olsen Twins vs. Outkast
   
Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant
   
Oldie but goodie
   
This is just amazing.. (WMV)

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Quotables.

July 20th, 2004 · No Comments

You know, sometimes you like a site and sometimes a site just gives you tons of material for stuff.. today’s example is Gizmodo.

Sometimes it’s from the cognitive trauma of trying to parse whether or not they’re even talking about technology anymore or just repurposing old articles from the Steamer Tramp Watch column or something, but [...]

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