OMG! P0N!3s!

Been to Target/TRU lately? If so then you’ve probably seen one of these new creepy toys, The Furreal Friends Butterscotch Pony from Hasbro.

Every girl dreams (Including Hoover’s) of having her very own pony! With realistic animation, movement and sounds, this incredibly lifelike pony is a very special, once-in-a-lifetime friend. This adorable pony stands over three feet tall, and really “comes alive” as she moves and responds to your loving care! Touch or talk to your pony and her head moves! As you continue to interact with her, watch her ears wiggle and her eyes blink! Be sure to take extra-special care of your pony. “Feed” her the carrot and groom her with her brush. Watch her swish her tail back and forth! She even whinnies and snorts, and will sniff your hand! Sit on your pony for a pretend ride and she makes walking sounds! Bring home BUTTERSCOTCH pony and make your little girl’s dreams come true!

BUT IT GETS BETTER!! Oh my god does it get better. After doing some research on Furreal friends we discovered the Furreal website where you will be amazed to find out that they have several animals availible including Cats, Dogs, Lions and Tigers and Bears (oh my!). Above all else, they have baby chimps. BABY CHIMPS! I though I was going to have a brain hemmorage when I saw that.

 

CUDDLE CHIMP is the lovable, huggable baby chimpanzee that just adores being cuddled! He can reach out to give you a hug and loves to clap his hands when he’s happy.

Watch his facial expressions change and listen to him make realistic baby chimp sounds. Pet the soft fur on his back while you’re cuddling him and be sure to “feed” him his banana bottle when he gets hungry!

Be sure to check out the video on this page.

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